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Jennifer's Space

Jennifer's Space

People who put too much mayo. Straight to jail.

I will not be taking questions on this. If you would lie to argue in favor of a mayo heavy approach. Straight to jail. “Oh, but the mayo binds it all together” Whatever dawg. Just use a smidge of mayo, mustard, and a dash of pickle juice. Grow up.

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Additional Resources

Deviled Eggs

  • The term "deviled" historically referred to foods that were heavily seasoned with spices as an allusion to the "devil" and the heat of hell

    • It never even really clicked for me that the food I've been obsessed with since Halloween is the work of the Devil

    • This is very spooky. Very on-brand for me.

  • That was a fun deviled egg fact

    • I have unfortunately found a Satanic egg fact that I do not like. Not one bit.

      • In the 15th century, recipes for boiled eggs filled with raisins, cheese, and herbs (such as parsley and mint), then fried and topped with a sauce or powdered sugar were commonly found in medieval cookbooks.

        • The British simply had too much power. What folly to think that they should be in charge of recipes AND the entirety of every single country they could sail their flag to!

          • RAISINS? Powdered sugar topping? 

          • Lucifer save us

    • Here is a delightful one though. In the 18th century they were sometimes referred to as "mimosa eggs" or "dressed eggs"

      • This was mostly because the people were trying to avoid any association with Satan

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